Okay since all the cool kids seem to be doing zodiacs, I'm doing my own based on one of my most favourite franchises of all time
Presenting the Acme Zodiac:
(you guys can project which month symbol applies to you)
Anvil: People born in this month have a complete devotion to their beliefs and are so hard headed they will not change them.
Barrel: People born in this month appear to be completely composed, but can explode in a moment's notice. Best to approach with caution.
Billboard: People born under this sign like to market at all times, and are often named Joe.
Carrot: This iconic symbol represents modest virtue and people born in this month are humble until their dander is brought up.
Catapult: These people fling themselves into new and exciting scenarios that may require a parachute.
Hammer: People born in this month are looking for a nail and will slam it down on any passerby.
Plunger: People born with this talk a big game, but almost never follow through.
Record: People born in this month are repetitious and have a scratchy voice.
Rocket: People born in this month have this urge to be in action, at the expense of not looking before they leap.
Shotgun: Despite it's weapon connotations, people born under this sign are simple, but surprisingly flexible.
Tin Can: These people are usually quite bland, but once you pop the lid, they become an exhibitionist
Top Hat: These people are consummate performers and will randomly burst out in song. They will also only perform when they choose to.