Smooth Criminal - Feline version.

Here's a playful adaptation of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal," reimagined to refer to a pair of mischievous cats:

[Intro]
Meow!
Cha!
Shoo-ca-choo-ca!

[Verse 1]
As they leaped onto the window
Was a sound, a playful crescendo
They scurried through the hallway
They left the fur stains in their playway
They ran beneath the table
With their pounces, so unstable
Then they darted to the kitchen
They were up to mischief, no inhibition

[Pre-Chorus]
Mittens, are you okay?
So, Mittens, are you okay? Are you okay, Mittens?
Whiskers, are you okay?
So, Whiskers, are you okay? Are you okay, Whiskers?
Mittens, are you okay?
So, Mittens, are you okay? Are you okay, Mittens?
Whiskers, are you okay?
So, Whiskers, are you okay? Are you okay, Whiskers?

[Chorus]
Mittens, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sound from the window
Then they jumped up, what a show, Mittens
They came into the living room
Left their paw prints with a zoom
And then they ran into the garden
Oh, they’re wild, it’s a pardon

[Post-Chorus]
Mittens, are you okay?
So, Mittens, are you okay? Are you okay, Mittens?
Whiskers, are you okay?
So, Whiskers, are you okay? Are you okay, Whiskers?

[Refrain]
You've been hit by—
You've been struck by—
A smooth kitty!

[Verse 2]
So they crept in through the hallway
It was nap time, what a wild day
Every time I tried to find them
They're jumping with no clues behind them
And they had no way of knowing
Of the plans that they were flowing
Paw-to-paw in playful imitation
Sounding purrs, what a sensation

[Pre-Chorus]
Mittens, are you okay?
So, Mittens, are you okay? Are you okay, Mittens?
Whiskers, are you okay?
So, Whiskers, are you okay? Are you okay, Whiskers?
Mittens, are you okay?
So, Mittens, are you okay? Are you okay, Mittens?
Whiskers, are you okay?
So, Whiskers, are you okay? Are you okay, Whiskers?

[Chorus]
Mittens, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sound from the window
Then they jumped up, what a show, Mittens
They came into the living room
Left their paw prints with a zoom
And then they ran into the garden
Oh, they’re wild, it’s a pardon

[Post-Chorus]
Mittens, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mittens?
Whiskers, are you okay?
Are you okay, Whiskers?

[Refrain]
You've been hit by—
You've been struck by—
A smooth kitty!

[Interlude]
Choo-cha, choo-cha
Meow!
Okay, I want everybody to clear the area right now!

[Breakdown]
Meow!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Meow!

[Chorus]
Mittens, are you okay? (I don't know)
Will you tell us that you're okay? (I don't know)
There's a sound from the window (I don't know)
Then they jumped up, what a show, Mittens (I don't know)
They came into the living room (I don't know)
Left their paw prints with a zoom (I don't know why, baby)
And then they ran into the garden (Help me)
Oh, they're wild, it’s a pardon, Mittens (Doggone it)
Mittens, are you okay? (Doggone it, baby)
Will you tell us that you're okay? (Doggone it, baby)
There's a sound from the window (Doggone it, baby)
Then they jumped up, what a show, Mittens (Hoo! Hoo!)
They came into the living room (Doggone it)
Left their paw prints with a zoom (Hoo!)
And then they ran into the garden (Hoo! Hoo!)
Oh, they're wild, it’s a pardon (Doggone it)  

[Outro]
Meow!
Meow!
Shoo-cha-choo