Batman vs Spoilers - a moderately humorous review.

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Went in with no expectations and in a mst3k sort of mood and was entertained because of it.

"Crazy Steve" Ben Afflict was pitch perfect and believe he could have played a great Batman as well.   :p
Remember kids, Vehicular homicide doesn't count for killing people.

Superman played nice. Henry Carville isn't so bad and honestly, he felt like Charlie Brown.  I know he can play a charismatic character (see man from U.N.C.L.E.  because apparently most of you didn't. :p), but it's like the darkness is affecting his power level.

Wonderwoman was awesome...for all of 5 minutes she was in it.  I liked her theme.

Btw glad they went with Luthor's son instead of Luthor, but I will forever call this villain Zuckerberg Luthor.  He blew as a main villain and my only redemption of the character is in my head cannon Clancy Brown beat him repeatedly screaming THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!  Now if we could only get footage. :D

I was going to congratulate them for using a different villain then Luthor and Zod, but then realized they used both, and re-skinned them so we wouldn't notice.

and did they forget Superman is solar powered?

In Short.
Wait till rifftrax comes out and see what Mike and the boys can come up with.  It will be a hoot.

and
watch the flash/supergirl tonight because if we don't, we won't get a real crossover. :p.
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2016/02/03/the-flash-and-supergirl-crossover-is-officially-happening